I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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