I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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