oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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