Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
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Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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