I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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