margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.