just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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