I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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