Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.