just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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