I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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