So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
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homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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