You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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