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I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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