Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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