At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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