Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
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I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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