I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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