i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She said her name was "party"
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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