I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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