Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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