How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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