Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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