think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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