He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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