Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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