I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The best revenge is premature balding
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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