OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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