yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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