she is the kim kardashian of front butts
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
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Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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