we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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