in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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