There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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