How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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