And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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