So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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