She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"