Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF