This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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