There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
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I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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