Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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