My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
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