Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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