He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
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the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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