His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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