Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
