Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I met the friendliest cop last night
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
