Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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