You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid