my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us