He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
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