she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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