is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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